Dear reader: Welcome to another issue of The Hindustan Grimes, where we bring you news so fresh some of it hasn't even occurred yet. Remember the issue where we talked about a second demonetization and less cash? Apparently, the PMO has also been reading our newsletters and making subtle references to them in the
My personal dictionary seems to have your definition of 'communism' under 'socialism'.
My entry for 'communism' reads: When one end of the table consumes the cake and produces goodwill-infused cake distribution figures.
(What an issue, momo & eggsy <3)